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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5389 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4721 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!