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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2535 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4000 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!