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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8967 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!