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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6285 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!
