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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3325 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!