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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5752 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!