Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Villages Defended:	18

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	2382	Runes Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7213
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Animals Bred:	159
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5294
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crops Grown:	3090	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chimeras Created:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3