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BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	476675
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Animals Bred:	192

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	1271
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	2736
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	87	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ores Mined:	3599

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	6598
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4210	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3887	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Animals Bred:	185	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Items Found:	2506
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
New Chunks Explored:	973175	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19