Middle Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3048
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Emeralds Found:	2889	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	139
Villages Defended:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crops Grown:	7228	Void Gems Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	148
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kid to Adult Cuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Flubbing around on SMP, where even the creepers join in on the fun!

15, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Flubbing, fresh start, Fun, Join, Play, QOL Fabric Mods, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Just impulsively decided to make an SMP. Join if you are interested in helping create a chill community.
Server Status	The server has started, but no progress has been made, so everyone will be at a fresh start more or less.
Server Type	Basically Vanilla (with QOL Fabric Mods)
Version	1.21.1
Age Requirement	15+
Discord	https://discord.gg/VsXMeB4bMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am under 15 years old?

No, the age requirement for this server is 15+.

2. What is the server type?

The server is Basically Vanilla with Quality of Life (QOL) Fabric Mods.

3. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP or server address provided in the Discord server.

4. Is the server PvP enabled?

PvP settings may vary based on community feedback and rules established by the server admins.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.