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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4702 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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