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PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Star Shards Collected: 193 Towns Built: 10
Villages Defended: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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