LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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