Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Farms Harvested: 624
Players Killed by Monsters: 7313 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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