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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	59	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	9154
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	2713	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7618	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	815	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9249	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	895	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	161
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.