Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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