Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7992
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1456	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9798
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	312	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
New Chunks Explored:	623325	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.