Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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