Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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