so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Void Armor Forged: 24 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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