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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4971 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
