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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3270 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
