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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1105 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
