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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6781 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 35 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.
also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.
plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.
so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
