| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 312 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1777 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9032 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?
Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5512 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8609 |
In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.
And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6757 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9031 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7800 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2410 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7901 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 1105 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1757 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7749 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 93 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5125 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| What Makes NEXUS SMP Special? |
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| 🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay |
| ✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities |
| Server Features: |
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| 🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods |
| 🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication |
| 🗺️ Live Server Map |
| Requirements: |
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| 🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat) |
| 🔞 18+ Only |
| ✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4) |
Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!
🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf
Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!
| Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP? | A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server. |
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| Q: What version of Minecraft is required? | A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP. |
| Q: Is there an age requirement? | A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above. |
| Q: Can I use voice chat on the server? | A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication. |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8749 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5617 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9758 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 335348 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!
With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 238 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!
But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4081 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2088 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
