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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1189 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Votes: | 9409 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Not only do we have epic wrestling matches where women dominate, but we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucking tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Treasure Hunt, where players search far and wide for hidden booty (treasure, of course). Rumor has it that the booty is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the wildest, wackiest, and most woman-powered server in the blocky universe!