Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7542
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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