Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Runes Activated: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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