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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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