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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Magical Moments Shared: 28 Animals Bred: 134

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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