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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 5
New Chunks Explored: 577357 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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