MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Towns Built:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4105	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AndoMC

Survival

The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Magic Items Found:	7312	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZeanoxMC

Factions, Skyblock

OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

kuveru Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

Online Players – in the last

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9336
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6539	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	933703	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Buildings Constructed:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3232	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1426

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

120server, dnd, Dungeons, Dwarf, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyrp, Guilds, Kingdom, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Medievalfantasy, Nowhitelist, PvE, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Shop, smp, Spells, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vampire

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

everyone regardless of their

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	108
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.