MemeCraft LOLZ

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes! So come on down and see how true this meme really is – but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

CultBustersMC

covid, Ayurvedic treatments, mental hygiene, brainwashed, sri sri ravi shankar

Are you tired of dealing with parents who are more obsessed with a pseudoscience cult than with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the madness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being left alone with a fever or being forced to rely on sketchy Ayurvedic treatments. And forget about anti-COVID pills that are probably illegal – we’ve got diamond armor to keep you safe!

But that’s not all – we promise to grant you supernatural powers if you “train hard enough.” Want to read blindfolds, foretell the future, or see your previous lives? We’ve got you covered (no actual results guaranteed, though).

And don’t worry about being the weirdo at school with brainwashed parents – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange their family beliefs may be. Plus, we don’t have any giant photos of questionable spiritual leaders in our virtual homes.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to honor their parents’ beliefs when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft? It’s time to escape the cult and embrace the blocky world of endless possibilities!

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New Server IP
CraftyTeenGirl – Minecraft SMP

Communication, success, Friends, self esteem, self-care

OMG, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll be like, living in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you have to fight off a dragon just to get in! And, like, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to all the new players. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic, totally insane Minecraft SMP?! Just remember, always wear your diamond armor and watch out for creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers! #minecraftlife #crazysmp #llamalove 🦙💎🐲

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CraftyUkraineHope

Charity, Conflict, war-torn, Support, Government

Are you tired of feeling helpless while watching the news about Ukraine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can donate to Ukraine in the most epic way possible! Join us and help build virtual shelters for Ukrainian villagers, mine for rare resources to send to the frontlines, and even battle virtual Russian invaders with your pixelated sword! Who needs real-world donations when you can save Ukraine in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and be a hero in a whole new dimension!

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CraftyRecruits Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CraftyRecruits, Server

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA AND CHINA WANNA JOIN! LIKE, THEY’RE TRYNA RECRUIT FEDERAL EMPLOYEES TO COME PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US! CAN YOU IMAGINE? LIKE, THE KREMLIN IN A PIXELATED BLOCK WORLD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FUN AND MAYBE EVEN START WORLD WAR III IN MINECRAFT! #BLOCKWARS #LOLZ #CRAZYFUN

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CraftyCommiesVSFeds

Disgruntled, Recruitment, national security, US intelligence, CraftyCommiesVSFeds

so, like, u know how the government is all, like, spying on us and stuff? well, turns out russia and china are tryna recruit some of those fed employees who are, like, super pissed off about it.

but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.

plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.

so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.

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CultBustersMC

CraftyTeenGirl – Minecraft SMP

CraftyUkraineHope

CraftyRecruits Minecraft Server

CraftyCommiesVSFeds