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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1962 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!