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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	8445
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Items Found:	1904
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!