Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8187	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6867	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5935	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.