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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	3954
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!