New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server will completely mess with your mind in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we blast out tunes that will make you question reality itself. One time, a player listened to a song on our server and ended up building a giant statue of a dancing llama without even realizing it. True story!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your creativity unleashed, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might end up building a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks while jamming out to the craziest tunes you’ve ever heard. Let’s get weird together!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

    CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

    New Minecraft Servers

    How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Age Requirement 25+ years old
    Ranks No ranks or moderator positions
    Map New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
    World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
    Player Count 8-12 players online at peak times
    Difficulty Hard
    View Distance 32 Chunks
    Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server
    Exceptions to Vanilla Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

    A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

    Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

    A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

    Q: What is the world border size?

    A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

    … (and more FAQ questions and answers)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

    Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

    We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

    Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP