join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. every time you press play, you’ll see your favorite songs a bit differently because our server has a magical jukebox that turns all music into cat meows.

build your own castle made entirely of rainbow-colored cheese and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the endless lands of our server. meet friendly villagers who speak only in rhymes and battle fierce dragons who are actually just misunderstood puppies in disguise.

don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. come on in and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the exploding chickens!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Animals Bred: 186
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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