Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

✅✅ DayZ BattleGround – Zombie Apocalypse! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

The owner of the “DayZ BattleGround – Zombie Apocalypse” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ComplexPvP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ores Mined:	9608
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	8625

Experience a time-traveling adventure through the ages in this epic Box PvP Server! PvP, Ranks, Mining, and much much more! You don’t have to worry about any toxic players because we have a brilliant community with brilliant staff always helping out. There will be many many updates to come such as quests!

51.81.171.181:25593

MafiaDroghe Faction

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Join my Faction server! It is the recreation of the mc.whengamersfail.it server, which has been closed for some time now. In case you don’t know the old server click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ompFbksW9dw

Rate this server so as to get as many people as possible into the server!

FactionMafiaDroghe.mcalias.com

Westwood community

Bounties, Crates, Drop Party, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mobarena

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to WestWood!

IP: play.westwood.cc

Do you miss the old time minecraft faction server where you just raided other bases and had clan fights? Dont worry you found us!

We are old style Faction server where you raid others with tnt cannons and claim powers. Build strong factions and pvp other factions. For little fun we have mobarena and kitpvp too! Crate keys you get from Voting the server and buying from shop. And our unique thing is that when you go fishing, you can catch random items from the sea!

Hope you enjoy. 🙂

Discord: https://discord.gg/4MvmvasyUB

play.westwood.cc

ReallyProject – Best griefer server Minecraft server

Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, PvP, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4818	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

The owner of the server “ReallyProject – The Best Grief Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.reallyproject.fun

Advanced Survival SMP

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	5279
Dragon Eggs Found:	5844	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

A TRUE Survival Experience! Advanced Survival is a (mostly) Vanilla SMP, with NO WHITELIST, that offers a 100% Survival experience. There are no rules, grief, PVP, steal, lavacast, and play at your own pace, your own way! Join us today and start your own empire, or survive alone in the wilderness against all other players, the choice is yours!

advancedsurvival.apexmc.co:25666

Tespaxo

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3884

Are you looking for a friendly community? A nice server to have fun in, With also a minecraft survival multiplayer server? Oh boy, You have come exactly to the right place. Tespaxo is a fun discord server with an SMP, In the SMP we have no griefers and kind people who give you free stuff, The discord server is detailed with over 350 members who are active, We have seriously the best and kindest staff, and the best owner you’ll ever meet in your life, If you are saying no, You are missing a big opportunity, But its okay! Its compeletly your choice. Soo, If you wanna join, See the links!

Tespaxo.aternos.me:21941

Not an smp

smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Farms Harvested:	593
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

This is a 1.18.2 survival smp server, this server includes custom items and crates, and none pay to win

notansmp.apexmc.co

Cristalix – Demaster streams Minecraft server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	4279
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the unique game server Cristalix – your path to an exciting world of diversity and fun! Our server provides a unique combination of mini-games, anarchy and exciting adventures for all Minecraft lovers. Are you ready to become part of this exciting online community?

A real holiday for gamers awaits you on the Cristalix server! We offer a wide range of mini-games to satisfy even the most discerning players. From exciting PvP battles to challenging puzzles, there is something for everyone. Choose your path and immerse yourself in the magical world of diversity.

Our server also prides itself on anarchy – there are no limits, only your imagination sets the rules! Create unique buildings, take part in crazy adventures and interact with other players in this virtual world without borders. Here you are free to embody your wildest ideas.

One of our special heroes is popular YouTuber Demaster! Join the Cristalix server to play with him, participate in his exciting streams, and even possibly become part of his team in exciting games. This is a unique opportunity to meet great gaming personalities right here on our server!

Server IP: start.playmc.su – remember this address and join us right now! Cristalix is not just a server, it is a place where the entire Minecraft world comes to life in all its glory. Here you’ll find adventure, friends and fun – everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Don’t miss your chance to be part of our amazing community!

crist.playmc.su

Skywarriors

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9643
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Void Armor Forged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Skywarriors is new high quality skywars server, server is beta now so come to play and give reviews!

135.181.221.45:25605

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4325
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5358	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594

mpender

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

My discord is Robert123456#9041 Hi this is my new SMP for Minecraft Java and its a fresh map NO HACKING AT ALL IF CAUGHT = PERM BAN The end is open and soo is the nether The Server will start when anyone joins (it takes ~1 minute to start up) and shutsdown when no one is on it after 3 minutes THIS IS FOR JAVA ONLY Have Fun no spawn protect griefing is allowed

mpender.exaroton.me