MealRegret Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	323592

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	7926
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7561	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7125
Animals Bred:	69	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1466	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	1503
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9603	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Emeralds Found:	7011	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	697
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3390	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.