| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 115 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 75 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3619 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
