McTheWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyProtesters Minecraft Server

activism, afd, anti-immigration, cdu, Coalition, collaboration, controversy, CraftyProtesters, criticism, CSU, Democracy, demonstration, Europe, far right, germany, Government, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, Protesters, Server, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3981	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ MORE DRAMA THAN GERMAN POLITICS, YO. OUR PLAYERS BE PROTESTIN’ LIKE THEY IN BERLIN, FIGHTIN’ AGAINST THE EVIL CDU/CSU AND THEIR ALLIANCE WITH THE AFK…I MEAN AFD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BETRAYAL, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY BUILDINGS. WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT? #BLOCKLIVESMATTER #VOTEFORSTEVE

PhosphoCraft: Save the World!

#sustainability, award, Breakthrough, chemistry, Crisis, discovery, Engineering, Environment, global issue, innovation, invention, PhosphoCraft, phosphogeddon, Pollution, Prize, research, Save, Science, scientist, solution, Technology, uk, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server where u can like, escape from the impending ‘phosphogeddon’ and chill with ur homies. this server is so lit that a UK scientist even won a prize for inventing something that could save us all from doom. like, how crazy is that?! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure ever. plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

ImpulseCraft: Popularity Quest

competitiveness, consumer behavior, DIGITAL GOODS, Gamers, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming habits, ImpulseCraft, impulsive purchases, in-game purchases, motivation, online gaming, peer pressure, player behavior, Popularity, Psychology, Quest, social competence, Social Interaction, Social Skills, virtual purchases

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	316	Dragon Eggs Found:	3137

come join our epic minecraft server where you can make all the impulsive in-game purchases your heart desires! be a part of our community where social skills are not required and competitiveness is encouraged!

we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyLiar420

acting weird, age, age of consent, Asshole, Birthday, classmates, CraftyLiar420, FLIRTING, group of guys, high school, Honesty, leading on, lying.., misunderstanding, romantic interest, School, skipping grades, surprised, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crops Grown:	5002
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Votes:	975	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	315
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	605	Crops Grown:	5009
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5461	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8762
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7165
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	6005