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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8288 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 23 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!