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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2792 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 147 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!
