McNotPro | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6715
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Votes:	4218

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	7717
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	2717

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ores Mined:	3397	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	2393
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	602
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	936	Void Gems Collected:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

Players:	94/300	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	1740
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Farms Harvested:	291	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0