McNotPro | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	1116
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Animals Bred:	63	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	4580	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	304195
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8298
Animals Bred:	136	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3