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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8979 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).
So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).