McCraftyMunchies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Towns Built:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	1542

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	6913	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1617
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	197524	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	522	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	374066
Herobrine Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6821

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	8903
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	271
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	176597
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magic Items Found:	1318	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Items Found:	3586
Players Killed by Monsters:	8766	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	296
Animals Bred:	114	Farms Harvested:	482
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3