| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2592 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 867 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7878 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 901 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8193 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9277 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8917 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 244793 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5144 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4175 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4262 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7675 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9651 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8394 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2318 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7428 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4117 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 824 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5954 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4215 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5242 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
