| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1364 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.
But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!
Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6158 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3634 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4842 |
But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4388 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 4994 |
| Animals Bred: | 109 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3602 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8885 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3076 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7334 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 139 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1571 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8631 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 855 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3154 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4785 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4956 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 598224 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 905 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Mines Excavated: | 3303 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 177 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8071 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1207 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 798859 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
